Population | 1.303 billion |
Capital | Pizzeria |
Leader | Pizzaiollo |
Faith | Christianism |
Currency | Grey Pizza |
Animal | Griffin |
The Fast-Food chain of La Pizza de la mama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pizzaiollo with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.303 billion Pizzaiollos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzeria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pizzaiollo economy, worth 136 trillion Grey Pizzas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,677 Grey Pizzas, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Black tea is only available on the black market, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. La Pizza de la mama's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianism.
La Pizza de la mama is ranked 40,696th in the world and 54th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 736.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La Pizza de la mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, burglary is widely regarded as the national sport.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : La Pizza de la mama's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : La Pizza de la mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies.
- : Following new legislation in La Pizza de la mama, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.